Sorry, it's not about cake, missus. Sounds like you should have a look at the Lemon Drizzle FAQ, which you can find over here. It will tell you all you need to know - you'll probably end up quite disappointed, mind, but at least you'll be better informed...

01/10/10: It's NaNoWriMo (Google it). Am giving this whole writing thing a proper go. Site updates are likely to be even more lax than usual as a result.
24/10/10: Signed up for Twitter. Died a bit inside.
15/09/09: Some long overdue redesign. Site will look skankier than usual while that happens.