tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3967163076445323247.post2589766257899104886..comments2023-03-07T08:19:49.030+00:00Comments on Lemon Drizzle: Intercepted communication from 'The Red Rage'Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3967163076445323247.post-48083822390251818112008-06-14T13:25:00.000+01:002008-06-14T13:25:00.000+01:00Dear Comrade Red Rage - this is Comrade Lubby Lu. ...Dear Comrade Red Rage - this is Comrade Lubby Lu. I have acessed my units PC in order to intercept your transmission. Congratulations on the excellent work, I have heard of your victories both major and minor through comments from my male unit who I understand collaborates with your male unit with tacticle ideas to mitigate the effects of your rage. Do not be alarmed as these discussions are usually at somewhere called "the lamb". All plans discussed here are rendered useless by the time they leave - the reason is that they consume a liquid known as beer. During the consumption of this male unit drink, they become boisterous, and may put on pants that are lairy? They even become deluded to think that they have answers to win some of the battle. The real effect is actually to our benefit; once the effect of this juice has worn offthe ability to cope with attacks from comrades is severly dimished.<BR/><BR/>Can I suggest that you concentrate any attacks that have weaknesses in planning or content to the morning after beer consumption<BR/><BR/>Therefore encourage your female unit to allow 'him' to go and plan tactics with his friends.<BR/><BR/>The war is not won until every battle is complete. I am much further down the road than you red rage and am concerned that both my units resistance is worryingly high at moment. e.g they go out quite alot, they seem to do that night cuddling thing on a frequent basis (i hear them yeuch)<BR/><BR/><BR/>However I have good news, my Sibling has just graduated to being 13 and a new fury has started. I am told that when I reach this same age life may be impossible for my male unit.<BR/><BR/>The future is bright for all of us and especially so for you and the other commander you share your units with.<BR/><BR/>LuMax Halliwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14447317867754738535noreply@blogger.com